Wanna get a burger?

What, so hungry people can watch and be jealous?

What’re you doing?

I’m trying out a new thing where whenever someone expresses a thought, I reply by assuming the least charitable interpretation.

This gives me a feeling of moral superiourity while leaving my targets too stunned to engage cogently.

Please… please don’t bring internet into real life.

Oh so your life is more real than other people’s? Wow.

(I’m secretly hoping to get an email with the least charitable interpretation of this comic)

The good news is we've all been training since, what, myspace?