Engineer
I don’t want Davey to become an engineer like me.
Why?
Too much drudgery. Too much working on other people’s dreams. Wish I’d been a poet.
I understand, but how can you stop him if it’s his calling?
I have my ways.
What’s the matter boy? Remember: refty latchy, righty removey.
And do you know about PEMDAS?
Also, if something won't move, rub it with a little duct tape.