Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Comics by Zach Weinersmith, transcribed by the crowd*, finally searchable on the webs!

*well, just me…

First Date

How dare you?! This is a first date. A first date! Do you think I have no self respect?

Earlier…

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I've been married 10 years, and I'm still not comfortable asking for this.