Friendship
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The really important thing is to make a dirty joke any time he tries to show genuine affection in your direction.
Comics by Zach Weinersmith, transcribed by the crowd*, finally searchable on the webs!
*well, just me…The really important thing is to make a dirty joke any time he tries to show genuine affection in your direction.