I can’t take it, wife!

The kids are making me crazy! I’m behind on everything! The house is a disaster!

I am tapping the fuck out, man! I surrender! I give up on parenting!

And so…

Hey kids! Who wants macaroni and 8 hours of cartoons?

Hoorayyyyy!

Best dad ever!

But why only 8?

Only the orangest of the cheez powders for my children.