Give it to me straight, doc. Am I gonna be okay?

I… I would say it’s time to make a list of things you want to accomplish in the next few months.

So, it’s terminal.

Oh. No, no. You’re okay. I just mean you’re like 35 and you’ve done nothing with your life.

Ah.

Can I get opiates for that?

May I recommend cocaine?

Cocaine is nature’s coffee!

If we slightly alter the formulation it's practically illegal NOT to sell it to you!