If you kiss me, I will turn into a princess and marry you!

I’m in!

To be clear, I mean princess in the political sense. I will remain in my frog body but will have sovereign authority over vast realms and armies, and that authority will be widely understood as conferred directly by god.

What?

Do I really want power if the power means no sex?

What exactly do you mean by that?

Know what, I’ll pass.

Bro, do you know how much sinning you have to do to become a cursed toad?

With no offense meant to batrachological furry community.