Social Longevity
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Sorry, you're not allowed to be a plumber until you've completed 14,000,000 hours of apprenticeship.
Comics by Zach Weinersmith, transcribed by the crowd*, finally searchable on the webs!
*well, just me…Sorry, you're not allowed to be a plumber until you've completed 14,000,000 hours of apprenticeship.