The Data
If you can convince your spouse that Data is a fun offbeat middle name, and that Theodore is a beautiful first name, you might actually get away with this.
Comics by Zach Weinersmith, transcribed by the crowd*, finally searchable on the webs!
*well, just me…
If you can convince your spouse that Data is a fun offbeat middle name, and that Theodore is a beautiful first name, you might actually get away with this.