Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Comics by Zach Weinersmith, transcribed by the crowd*, finally searchable on the webs!

*well, just me…

Universal

Zorgag, are there any human universals? Any behaviours we all engage in?

Only one.

Community?

Common, with exceptions.

Revulsion for feces?

Very popular but with deviation.

Religion?

80% tops.

War?

Switzerland.

So…

That thing where you pretend your belly button is a mout and the nipples are eyeballs.

Woman, man, child, old, young, all races, all religions. Murderers do it. The pope does it.

Nipple-faces, and nothing else, binds you.

I see you are shocked.

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