The customer is always right? Ha! Okay, well I guess they can just determine whether any program will halt when given a particular input! Hey, ask them if every even whole number bigger than two is the sum of two prime numbers! Stupid!

Computer scientists should not be allowed in customer service.

Also customers keep saying “OR” when they mean “XOR”. Stupid!

The deep question is whether the customer always speaks truth or whether by speaking the customer creates truth.