Mom, why do i have to go to school?

Because when you’re at school, that’s when mommy and daddy screw.

You could stay here if you like, but you might want to cover your ears because in about 7 minutes in there’s so much moaning and rattling of chains it sounds like the Jacob Marley scene from Christmas Carol.

You’ve simultaneously ruined home and christmas.

Which is why you should go to school!

Run.

ScrooooooOOOOOOoooooooooooooooge!