Fact: You can get away with anything as long as you imply that the reasons are common knowledge among educated people.

Jennifer, why is there a naked man tied up witha dog leash under your cubicle?

Look, this is Econ 101.

It’s a revealed preference!

In that econ 101 talks about preferences, literally any action or opinion can be explained as being Econ 101. That's just Econ 101.